HANDSHAKE (2012)

1) NO LOGO IS A JOKE
It seems like only yesterday
That no logo was a-okay
But all the way all the way home
I’m labelled up from head to toe
Big name brands have earned our trust
And sell our scenes right back to us
And all the way all the way home
Consuming as we go
Now I look good and don’t feel bad
Can’t live without my new iPad
And all the way all the way home
Wearing Nike and drinking Coke

NO LOGO IS A JOKE
NO LOGO IS A JOKE

It only seems like yesterday
That riots hit Starbucks cafes
But by the way by the way boy
Everything has changed
Organic green it’s all Fair Trade
A buck a year is all he made
And by the way by the way girl
We all believe the hoax

NO LOGO IS A JOKE
WE ALL BELIEVE THE HOAX

Pay later pay later pay later pay later
Pay later pay later pay later pay later

2) KARMA KARMA
I said something ‘bout a friend I don’t like
Then my ears started to get warm
And my car never works even though
I just got it fixed on Monday
Broke a tooth drinking beer
Kicked my toe on the bed while my head was sore
Why does this always happen to me?
Is it something I did before?

KARMA KARMA
GOT ME
KARMA KARMA
GOT ME
KARMA KARMA
YEAH!

Make me the enemy and I will make you pay
And the war won’t stop
The day you kill Hussein
Sell me what I do not need and can’t afford
That’s how the stocks went crash
And you became so poor

KARMA KARMA
GOT ME
KARMA KARMA
GOT ME
KARMA KARMA
YEAH!

3) YOU WANT IT
Give me something to remember
Drunken tags from last December
Incriminate me online
I don’t care if I’m maligned

Walk into your little mind and take a look around
It’s your 15 megs of fame it’s never coming down

YOU WANT IT
YOU WANT IT
YOU WANT IT
COME GET IT
YOU WANT IT
YOU WANT IT
YOU WANT IT
COME GET IT
COME GET IT
COME GET IT

Man my status needs an update
Gotta post before it’s too late
I have got so much to say
So much that will fade away

Walk into your little mind and take a look around
It’s your 15 megs of fame it’s never coming down

YOU WANT IT
YOU WANT IT
YOU WANT IT
COME GET IT
YOU WANT IT
YOU WANT IT
YOU WANT IT
COME GET IT
COME GET IT
COME GET IT

4) THE BLEACHERS

WE ARE THE BLEACHERS
WE FIGHT ON THE BEACHES
YOU’LL NEVER REACH US
WON’T YOU GO HOME
WE ARE THE BLEACHERS
WE FIGHT ON THE BEACHES
YOU’LL NEVER REACH US
WON’T YOU GO HOME

I am the man you want to be
My guide to life is Zoo Magazine
Draped in a flag I drink till I hurl
Hating on gays harassing girls

WE ARE THE BLEACHERS
WE FIGHT ON THE BEACHES
YOU’LL NEVER REACH US
WON’T YOU GO HOME
WE ARE THE BLEACHERS
WE FIGHT ON THE BEACHES
YOU’LL NEVER REACH US
WON’T YOU GO HOME

I have the right to slum and inbreed
I’m scared your Mosque will take that from me
And people in boats keep me up at night
‘Cause all that I know is how to be white

This is our home leave us alone
This is our home leave us alone

We’re so far away and we’re so afraid!

5) IT’S AN EVOLUTION
Like a bomb in the press
On the pages of history
You’ll see what I have done
They all know my name in Parliament
The President of the USA
Maybe I could justify your Aussie pride

IT’S AN EVOLUTION
ON MY WAY TO INFAMY
IT’S AN EVOLUTION
THE WHOLE WORLD’S AFRAID OF ME
IT’S AN EVOLUTION
I WON’T LET THEM SLEEP AT NIGHTS
IT’S AN EVOLUTION

Smear my name in the press
Lock me up in the old UK
It just makes you look worse
If I’m criminal a Chopper Reid
Breaker Morant or Ned Kelly
Soon I’ll be an effigy
You’ll be telling tales about me

IT’S AN EVOLUTION
ON MY WAY TO INFAMY
IT’S AN EVOLUTION
THE WHOLE WORLD’S AFRAID OF ME
IT’S AN EVOLUTION
I WON’T LET THEM SLEEP AT NIGHT
IT’S AN EVOLUTION
ALRIGHT!